CULTURE · A PARODY FAITH
CHURCH OF BITMAP
IN BLOCKS WE TRUST
A completely serious* religion for people who believe every Bitcoin block is a piece of land. No donations, no tithes, no robes required.*not serious. Rituals are just for fun, saved in this browser and pay nothing.
DAILY PRAYER
HEATHEN
DEVOTION 0 · 1 MORE TO BECOME ACOLYTE
STREAK: 0 DAYS · TOTAL PRAYERS: 0
One prayer per day (UTC). Each pilgrimage below counts as 3.
THE HIERARCHY
- ◇ ACOLYTE · 1
- ◇ DEACON OF THE BLOCK · 7
- ◇ PRIEST OF THE MEMPOOL · 21
- ◇ BISHOP OF BLOCKS · 50
- ◇ HIGH PRIEST · 100
- ◇ SATOSHI'S CHOSEN · 210
PILGRIMAGES · 0/7 HOLY BLOCKS
Visit each holy BITMAP to complete its pilgrimage.
→ 0.BITMAP · THE GENESISSatoshi's first block — 'Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks'.→ 170.BITMAP · THE FIRST GIFTFirst person-to-person transaction: Satoshi to Hal Finney.→ 210,000.BITMAP · THE FIRST HALVINGThe subsidy fell from 50 to 25 BTC.→ 481,824.BITMAP · THE SEGWIT SCHISMSegWit activated on mainnet.→ 709,632.BITMAP · THE TAPROOT AWAKENINGTaproot activated — later the root of all inscriptions.→ 767,430.BITMAP · THE FIRST INSCRIPTIONBlock of inscription #0.→ 840,000.BITMAP · THE FOURTH HALVINGSubsidy fell to 3.125 BTC.
THE CREED
- I believe in one chain, the Bitcoin, maker of blocks visible and invisible.
- I believe every block is land, and every land is a BITMAP.
- First is first. The earliest inscription is the true one — all others are heresy.
- I shall not sell my BITMAP below floor, for that is the gravest sin.
- I await the next halving, as it was written in the code.
THE SIX COMMANDMENTS
- Thou shalt not trust; thou shalt verify.
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's parcel. Thy parcel ends where Mondrian says.
- Remember the halving, and keep it holy.
- Honour thy Genesis and thy Taproot.
- Thou shalt build on thy land, lest it remain empty grass.
- Not your keys, not your crown.
SPREAD THE WORD
Build a temple on your land in Land Forge, raise one with friends in Co-Forge, or find your own holy BITMAP in the marketplace.